Excerpt from C.A.B " Swamp Tales "

As I pulled the 12 foot gator to the side of the canoe, I told my cousin David to hit him right between the eyes with the hammer. "Are you kidding me??" David said. I laughed and said " You better hurry here comes the coast guard around the bend".

Excerpt from C.A.B " Swamp Tales"

I woke up at 3:00am starring straight out into the night at the stars, That was strange seeing how I went to sleep in my tent. I looked around and noticed the whole side of my tent was ripped wide open from the roof to the floor.I then noticed my last half loaf of bread was gone. A coon had stolen my bread, so I started sleeping with my bread to keep that bandit from enjoying it. Well he was a smart ole coon and very well knew when I was at peak R.E.M by how deep I was breathing as I lay in a deep sleep.He tore the whole side of my tent and did a home invasion on me and I never even knew it until I was attacked by mosquito's.